I still laugh at this every single time I see it.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
Coke is so much better without bubbles
What is wrong with you?
HE DOESN’T MEAN IT BUBBLES
isn’t Bubbles a little young to be doing coke?
"There was a girl there with the same military tattoo as Vincent. I noticed something else about her too…"
"She was really beautiful."